Returning with a Legion
Nov 9, 2015 22:00:10 GMT
Post by Arcemus on Nov 9, 2015 22:00:10 GMT
Now, now. The title is a bit exaggerating, don't you think?
-No, not at all! It's true in every way!
How so?
-Simply because. My name is Arcemus, from where I'm from they call me Arcemus the Exiled. Quite fitting, indeed! My name comes from the arcane, but calling someone's son for arcane is ridiculous, atleast to my parents, but they really hoped I was going to be a girl, so they already decided to call me Arcemus, which is Arc for arcane, and emus, which is a bit twist-n-turn option of muse. I am however a male. Enough of that, I'm returning!
But why are you returning with a legion?
-Didn't you read the title? It's says Legion, d'uh! Meaning it has to be a title, yes World of Warcraft: Legion! When I left, I did that on my own, and thus I shall also return on my own. Altough you often tend to see an actual Legion return with whoever left in the first place. Well that's not exactly me, is it now?
So you're coming back to World of Warcraft?
-You need to have it forced in with a spoon? YES. Yes I am returning, but don't get me wrong, I'm not going to preorder the game and get a taste of the new content earlier.
Why not?
-Because I left of the reason that I was bored of Warlords of Draenor, I don't want to run around as a friggin' Demon Hunter IN Warlords of Draenor, I'd be bored and quit before Legion even got out! I did that mistake back when I pre-ordered Warlords of Draenor.
So when exactly are you returning?
-I'm about to give up on you now, holy crap. Worst. Journalist. Ever. I'm returning whenever Legion comes out! It may be a week after, or two, or the same day! It all depends on when I can afford it best.
So you're not sure about it, why would you announce it?
-Okay, no more questions from you, you're fired. You are one useless writer. Honestly, I should have hired a 5 year old Gnome to do this interview for me, not you! You can't get anything right. May the gods have mercy on me. Anyway, I will answer your LAST. Hear me, LAST question. I'm announcing it because now it is guaranteed that I will be back in Legion, whereas before it was a "perhaps" "may" "consider". Now it's, I WILL come back in Legion. Main point is, I miss world of warcraft, I miss my guild, and my guildmates.
Wha-
-I SAID NO MORE QUESTIONS.
-No, not at all! It's true in every way!
How so?
-Simply because. My name is Arcemus, from where I'm from they call me Arcemus the Exiled. Quite fitting, indeed! My name comes from the arcane, but calling someone's son for arcane is ridiculous, atleast to my parents, but they really hoped I was going to be a girl, so they already decided to call me Arcemus, which is Arc for arcane, and emus, which is a bit twist-n-turn option of muse. I am however a male. Enough of that, I'm returning!
But why are you returning with a legion?
-Didn't you read the title? It's says Legion, d'uh! Meaning it has to be a title, yes World of Warcraft: Legion! When I left, I did that on my own, and thus I shall also return on my own. Altough you often tend to see an actual Legion return with whoever left in the first place. Well that's not exactly me, is it now?
So you're coming back to World of Warcraft?
-You need to have it forced in with a spoon? YES. Yes I am returning, but don't get me wrong, I'm not going to preorder the game and get a taste of the new content earlier.
Why not?
-Because I left of the reason that I was bored of Warlords of Draenor, I don't want to run around as a friggin' Demon Hunter IN Warlords of Draenor, I'd be bored and quit before Legion even got out! I did that mistake back when I pre-ordered Warlords of Draenor.
So when exactly are you returning?
-I'm about to give up on you now, holy crap. Worst. Journalist. Ever. I'm returning whenever Legion comes out! It may be a week after, or two, or the same day! It all depends on when I can afford it best.
So you're not sure about it, why would you announce it?
-Okay, no more questions from you, you're fired. You are one useless writer. Honestly, I should have hired a 5 year old Gnome to do this interview for me, not you! You can't get anything right. May the gods have mercy on me. Anyway, I will answer your LAST. Hear me, LAST question. I'm announcing it because now it is guaranteed that I will be back in Legion, whereas before it was a "perhaps" "may" "consider". Now it's, I WILL come back in Legion. Main point is, I miss world of warcraft, I miss my guild, and my guildmates.
Wha-
-I SAID NO MORE QUESTIONS.
